draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

jocebawse:

these-colours-don-t-run:

msavonelljrose:

yamihime:

natedontfly:

They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in.  The room is silent.  Neither one of them talk.  Only slow music plays in the background.  Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him.  Carl looks over to Russell and smiles.  Russell is trying to hold back tears.   He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago.  He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt.  He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.”  Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up.  All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek.  ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice.  He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines.  All you see is Russell crying.  Then there is a flash of light.  Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it.  Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl.  She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms.  She writes something in the book.  She then kisses Carl and drops the book.  Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light.  Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in.  The only words written on the page are “The End.”  And then the screen fades to black.

THAT IS NOT OK

bitch fuck you byee

NO!

brb fucking crying

jocebawse:

these-colours-don-t-run:

msavonelljrose:

yamihime:

natedontfly:

They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in.  The room is silent.  Neither one of them talk.  Only slow music plays in the background.  Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him.  Carl looks over to Russell and smiles.  Russell is trying to hold back tears.   He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago.  He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt.  He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.”  Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up.  All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek.  ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice.  He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines.  All you see is Russell crying.  Then there is a flash of light.  Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it.  Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl.  She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms.  She writes something in the book.  She then kisses Carl and drops the book.  Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light.  Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in.  The only words written on the page are “The End.”  And then the screen fades to black.

THAT IS NOT OK

bitch fuck you byee

NO!

brb fucking crying

(Source: agentp-hbu)